A British armed robber thought his knife would be enough to convince a shopkeeper to open the cash register — but he hadn’t reckoned on her skills with a squirt bottle of salad dressing.
“He came in and produced a knife and said, ‘Give me the money out of the till,'” said Lorraine Avery, 48, according to London’s Daily Telegraph.
“I thought, ‘He’s not having our money, I’ve worked hard for it’ … The nearest thing was a big bottle of salad cream so I grabbed it and squeezed it all over his clothes,” she told a court in Stafford, England, yesterday.
Michael Watt, 18, backed out of the store and ran out into the street. Police caught up to him following a trail of salad dressing, which was also all over his clothes.
Watt got a sentence of 3½ years for attempted robbery. The judge also recommended that Avery get a bravery award.
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